Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Some Poem About my Dog

Oliver's Bone

I hold my bone in my paw, and
Chew
Chew
Chew
Chew
My owner throws a toy, yet I
Chew
Chew
Chew
Chew
My bone is only the size of my small paw…nearly gone!
Chew
Chew
Chew
Chew
OW!
I bit my paw
No more bone
Whimper, Whimper
“Okay, here’s a new bone” and I…

Chew Chew

Chew Chew
Chew Chew…CHEW!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Snow!

Are you sick of the snow? I am. So (I doubt this will work) but I came up with a snow removal chant.

(Sung to the tune of rain, rain go away)

Snow Snow there below
by my windowpane,
snow snow oh oh
you're causing us such pain,
I once liked you,
time three or four,
snow snow kids on you chew,
I can't get out the door
Snow Snow Snow Snow
please just go away
Snow Snow Snow Snow
and don't come back another day

Sunday, November 14, 2010

A Random Poem

The Duck

The duck waddles across the lake

quack quack quack

Some bread he will take

quack quack quack

fluff a feather or two

quack quack quack

fly away after staring at you

SQUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Orange Firefly Part Four:D

Orange Firefly Continued...

"You may come out now." the Queen finally said. Isabella and I stepped outside.
"We need to talk. But for now, you should probably get out of your pyjamas." I was taken away
by a servant and dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. Isabella came out too. She had a pink shirt and
blue overalls. The Queen motioned for us to sit down. "A long time ago," she started, "there was
a prophecy. The child with hair of night will come from the enemy, and will bring back the power
of the waterfall crystal. She will re-awaken what shouldn't have been awakened, yet she will
restore peace and harmony." Everyone was silent for a really long time, then finally the Queen
said, "That child is Isabella."

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Mrs. Ander's house

It was a dark, stormy night when Josie was asked to deliver the newspaper to Mrs. Ander, who lived on the other side of town. "Will you Hun? Your Father disappeared in the storm, and we need someone to do it." pleaded Josie's Mom. "Why should I?" snapped Josie. This behavior didn't seem new to Josie's Mom, Josie was a brat. I know, eleven-year-olds shouldn't behave that way, but I'm not Josie's Mom. "...Please...?" implored her Mom. "Oh, fine!" hissed Josie, with a hostile look in her eyes. She ripped the paper from her Mom's hand, and set off to the other side of town.
The rain pelted the ground, and the only light outside was the striking bolts of lightning. "...Stupid paper..." growled Josie under her breath. She had been running across town with a worthless scrap of newspaper for over fifteen minutes. She finally reached Old Mrs. Ander's house. She knocked on the door. "Help!" screamed a man's voice. Was it, was it her Father? She was about to go in on her own, to see why her Father was screaming, but Mrs. Ander pulled her in first.

Josie and Donald still weren't back. Why did her Husband and Daughter mess up everything? Eliza took another newspaper, and prepared to deliver it herself...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Chirpy's REVENGE!!!!!!!!!(Flappy part 2)

The REVENGE of Chirpy the Bird

Chirpy planned his revenge that night.

The Following Afternoon...


"Hold your horses kid! You'll get your Bounce-a-couch next!!!!!!!" Chirpy's revenge had worked. Soon, everyone wanted a Bounce-a-couch! But..."Hey kid! No outside food or drink! Do I have to tell that to everybody?!" yelled Chirpy, for the millionth time. Why? Everyone was bringing Glop Burgers into his store! "Then, we'll stop coming!" yelled his leaving customers. "Ooooh...that Flappy!" yelled Chirpy the Bird. His revenge had to be taken to higher levels.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Orange Firefly Part three!!!

Even More Orange Firefly

"Quick!" yelled the Queen, "Get into the closet!" Before we could even think, we were stashed like teddy bears in a cramped closet. "What's going on?" cried Isabella. "Shh!" whispered the Queen. Isabella fell silent. I watched through the crack as three knight-like soldiers marched into the beautiful throne room. "The Governess, Clairideen!" they announced. It was hard to stay silent when I saw who the Governess was. Great Aunt Claire! "I sense the chosen ones." she said to the Queen. "Well?" questioned the Queen innocently. "I thought we made a treaty to leave them alone!" she snapped. " I do not have the chosen ones." persisted the Queen. "Not at all!" confirmed Nym, "In fact, they are currently not in that closet, and not in this castle!" "Are you so sure?" asked Clairideen coldly, "Why don't I check?" "You can't! Uh...Isn't my word enough! There is not any children in that closet! Positive! Sure!" fretted Nym. "Well I think that.." started Clairideen, "Your Governess," interrupted a guard, "It's time for your pedicure!" As my Once-Great-Aunt-Now-Enemy stalked off, she looked at Nym and the Queen and said, "It's not over. It's just started"